The Women Who Have Tasted Swapping [Uncut]working formula for Halloween costume retailers the world over is as follows: pick a noun and find a way to make it sexy.
The question of which nouns doesn't seem to phase mass-market costume designers. If it exists in the world, there's a way to make it work. Want to dress as an invasive species this year? Sexy goldfish is a fitting choice.
Try not to cringe too hard at these aggressively unsexy attempts at sexy animal costumes.
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1. Goldfish
Regular goldfish Credit: mike hill/getty images 
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Regular cooked lobster Credit: james baigrie/getty images 
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Regular deer Credit: eric slezak/eyeem/getty images 
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Regular black bear Credit: Chase Dekker Wild-Life Images/getty images 
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Regular reindeer Credit: Daniel A. Leifheit/getty images 
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Regular clownfish Credit: borut furlan/getty images 
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